This is a tongue in cheek list of things that a man should never utter or do.
These things are worth a direct kick to the testicles , without warning.
1. Say, "24-7"
2. Wear a visor
3. Say "bucket list"
4. Pout
5. Wear long tights
6. Tell war stories about high school
7. Wear a turtleneck
8. Say, "I'm tired"
9. Say, "I'm busy"
10. Wear a visor (again)
11. Use a straw to drink (unless driving)
12. Use a manta ray to squat with
13. Wear Lifting gloves
14. Use a velcro belt
15. Wear sandals
16. Wear clothing with a designer name/logo on your chest
17. Say, "Has anyone seen my wind-breaker?"
18. Say, "I couldn't finish my training because I had a meeting"
19. Drink lite beer (unless it's 6% or more)
20. Drink a Pumpkin Spice Latte
