Light Beer
Water Bottles
Velcro Belts
Training and not sweating
Backpacks unless CAMO
Complaining
Celebrating of any sort
Anyone born past 1977
Politicians
Big Business
Liars
Muscle Magazines
Sports Illustrated
Anything by Bush(the band) or anything that isn't fuzzy, under produced and done in a basement with musicians that truly love their craft
Meetings
Phone conversations longer than 2 minutes
Formal gatherings
Funerals
Jogging
Diet books
The Dog Whisperer
Milo
Pop Culture
TV
Vegetarians
Self Help Books
Pain
Cats
Pushdowns
Stuff That Isnt Mediocre
Hemingway
Mike Webster, Randy White, Dick Butkus, Johnny Unitas
War Metal
The 1977 Cowboys
Stoicism
Teddy Roosevelt
Maryland Crabs
Henry Rollins
Deadlifts
Squats
Fighting
Ignoring Pain
Pushups for children
Old People
Kids
Dogs